I am starting a blog because I want attention. I told myself that if I started a blog, I would be as honest as possible, and well, there you go. It's not like I don't get attention. I have a loving wife that adorns me with compliments and kisses. I have friends that, at the very least, entertain my idiosyncrasies. It's not the same type of attention I'm looking for. I want to be healthily lionized but from a safe distance. I want people to talk about me, a lot, while I'm not there, to the point where I'm actually an inciter of fights -- "Well, Sameer would do it." I want a wife to walk in on her husband masturbating to the idea of me. Not in a gay way. To think in terms of orientation is just too limiting. I want that husband to have the deep desire to dive into my being and be nestled every so gently in my metaphorical male-womb. I want him to want to take my soul out on the town, feed it a steak dinner and take it to a cheap motel. I know I'm asking a lot.
So, I started this blog... to share myself. So come join me in my follies so you can vicariously stay up at night thinking about all your embarrassing moments in life.
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